Simply put, messages purported to be between Grimes and Banks have leaked over the internet, revealing Musk’s rather large manhood — and perhaps proving the two musicians are actually friends?
After all, you only tell a close mate this, right?
“e has a giant d**k (sic)” Grimes supposedly texts to Banks.
“Yowza, like how giant?” she replies, rather curiously.
“I don’t know,” says Grimes.
“I guess I could measure it.
“lol he’s b like wtf.
“he’s always like ‘wtf’ tho.
Only last week, Banks labelled Grimes “dirty-sneaker-inbred-out of the woods” for making her wait a few days (allegedly) at Musk’s house. They were meant to collaborate on music together.
But these messages prove they may actually be besties, after all, a lot of information was shared, such as when Banks said, “lol but ur skinny ur coochie is probably tight everything probably feels big to you.”
And the awkward exchange of texts continued, this time switching to Musk’s “proper old English” personality.
“like he’s soooo proper olde english.
“but he is very open minded
“like never be like ‘i love this … place drug herr
“It’s pretty crazy
“it’s fun tho
After Grimes said “like wow the russians want elon dead” a rather concerned Banks asked: “Are you sure they can’t read these? why???????”
“and by proxy were all kidnapping fodder.
“elon runs this service
“it’s encrypted out the ass.”
Screenshots of the messages were was uploaded by Rashida a self-described “failed Naomi Campbell impersonator” — with the caption “Azealia Banks lives the wildest life I swear like lmao” — so far it’s got nearly 10,000 likes and more than 2,500 retweets.
In frequent updates to her Instagram stories last weekend, the controversial 212 rapper said she had turned up at the SpaceX founder’s home expecting to work on music with the indie-pop singer, who Musk has been dating for several months.
“Literally been sitting at Elon Musk’s waiting for Grimes to show up and start these sessions,” she wrote. “I have no idea when she is coming back. I’m going to wait one more day then I’m going to go home.”
“Staying at Musk’s house is like a real life episode of Get Out,” she said in another post.
As Banks waited, the posts continued.
She wrote that she “waited around all weekend while Grimes coddled her boyfriend,” and that “then (Grimes) had the nerve to go ghost and ‘book me a first class flight’ through (record label) Roc Nation as if she’s big enough to send ME out of LA”.
The rapper told fans she “should have stayed in NYC. They invited me here to stay and told me I couldn’t bring my boyfriend … Lol … it was probably some weird threesome sex s**t to begin with.”
As the updates continued, Banks’ frustration with her hosts turned to personal insults, as she labelled Grimes — a singer she’d previously publicly expressed admiration for — a “dirty-sneaker-inbred-out of the woods” and dubbed Musk a “trash ass beta male”.